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Behold the Chia Obama

Wasn’t the Age of Obama supposed to usher in a new era of high-mindedness and an end to vapid consumerism? Unfortunately, it isn’t turning out that way.

First it was the Obama Victory Plate, and now it’s the Chia Obama, which has apparently been pulled from Walgreens shelves because some people think the President’s Chia Hair looks like an afro, thus making it racially insensitive:

Of course, the real scandal isn’t racial insensitivity. It’s that the advertising makes it appear as though Chia Obama will represent all follicles across the entire head, but once you purchase the product, you find out that only the far-left side sprouts any Chia.

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